y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint
don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you
stories are an acceptable form of payment
the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars
the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave
Oh. My. God.
Don’t forget the wonderful food everywhere that you can’t eat!
The Creepy Cull of the Female Protagonist.
I’m starting to really really like this guy’s videos.
IF YOU NEED ME TO SUCK THE REPRESSION OUT OF YOU
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
Terezi has boobs, and this is my attempt at understanding why.
This is a pretty fascinating theory. It does leave one important question unanswered - why mammalian traits? - but I think it can be filled pretty easily:
You ever stumble across something on tumblr that you really don’t like, and you try to be all chill about it but on the inside you’re like
everybody on my dash is super excited about the update, but they seem to have missed the most important detail:
Just watched the Mega Man Smash Bros trailer for the second time today
Huh, I wondered, how come this sounds unfamiliar but looks the same as it did yesterday?
Because I watched the Guren no Yumiya version first, and have heard it overlayed over so many videos that I’ve stopped noticing it, I realized
If it were in your power, would you feature a trans* character as a lead, or do you think that that would be putting too much on the writing team’s shoulders? As someone who is highly involved in the game industry, do you think there would be a backlash from the industry or fans…
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
hey, look what i found
Ursula Vernon’s quirky, award-winning, 6-volume graphic novel series about a practical wombat aspires to become a single, epic tome.
HEY HEY HEY HEY GUYS GUYS
MY FAVORITE COMIC
Marvel and DC both got nothin’ on Ursula (even won a Hugo). A comic with a female protagonist objectified exactly never? Check. Depicting cultures based on something other than Vaguely Northern European? Check. Based on the premise that you should Do The Right Thing even when that thing is untangling a misunderstanding and working really hard for no glory even when it’d be easier to just fight? Check.
They’re going for an Omnibus edition, and I was only ever able to buy the first volume, so GO KICKSTART. IT IS SO AWESOME. And if you want proof, go read it.
[MUFFLED HALLELUJAH CHORUS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]
oh fuck yes
GO BACK THE THING THIS COMIC IS FANTASTIC
FJKD;SLFA SIGNAL BOOSTING THE HELL OUT OF THIS
This is one of the very first webcomics I ever read and it’s AMAZING. I hope so much it gets lots of money thrown at it.
All my love for Digger. I need to reread that.
Hmm, so more timeline meta. I have an initial timeline somewhere in my meta tag, but this specifically concerns filling supposed plotholes re: the timeframe of Grima’s rise in the original timeline.
This is pretty close to how I imagined it going down, yeah. If Grima had enough power to even temporarily take control of Robin by [Premonition], it probably could start producing Risen (or to allow the Grimleal to do it) by then as well.
Robin would have been thoroughly shaken by Chrom’s death, but there’s no reason to think they wouldn’t have the same strong bonds with the rest of the Shepherds as their post-timetravel counterpart, bonds that would have kept them from giving in. There still would have been hope, and the Shepherds would still need a tactician. Robin would lead the campaign against the Grimleal and the Risen.
But these weren’t the enemies they were used to fighting, soldiers and bandits and mercenaries. Though they won every battle eventually, in every major engagement, Risen would seep from the earth in unexpected locations, or prove even more inhumanly strong than expected, or do exactly what they needed to to counter Robin’s strategies as Grima pillaged their weakening mind, and Shepherds would die.
Even players who laugh off Casual mode often find themselves resetting their game the moment any unit falls. Robin would not have this luxury. To us, these are fictional characters, barely more than a portrait and a few scattered lines of dialogue, and still we cry for them. To Robin, they are friends, lovers, and confidants, every one as dear as family. And with every fallen hero they buried, the whispers in Robin’s head would grow stronger.
No, the death of Robin’s closest friend wouldn’t be enough to break them. But Chrom, Lissa, Frederick, Sully, Virion, Vaike, Stahl, Miriel, Sumia, Kellam, Donnel, Lon’qu, Ricken, Maribelle, Panne, Gaius, Cordelia, Gregor, Nowi, Libra, Tharja, Olivia, Anna, Cherche, Henry, Say’ri, and Tiki - everyone in the world Robin loved, but for a few children they barely knew from so long spent at war - that would be enough.
I can’t even imagine having enough willpower to keep Grima at bay for that long.
My name is Antimony Carver. I would like to share with you the strange events that took place while I attended school at Gunnerkrigg Court.
if you are not reading gunnerkrigg court your life is sad and i’m sorry for you
EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE
DID THIS GUY FUCKING SCRATCH HIS DISC OR SOMETHING
ocarina of time runs on a cartridge
HOW DO YOU EVEN MESS UP A GAME THAT BADLY
normally I’d be scared but I just almost peed myself laughing
omfg I’m gonna piss
I… Didn’t last thirty seconds until I had to stop.
…At the name entry screen, type in LINK.