Pronounce It Weevee

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Sesame Street: Reconsider Partnership With Autism Speaks

jumpingjacktrash:

hey guys, i know you get a lot of petitions going across your dash all the time. but this one is really important to me personally. even if you don’t sign, could you signal-boost it for me?

(Source: autisticadvocacy, via roachpatrol)

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Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2

Steve:
Let's be friends
Nat:
No. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
Let's be friends
Fury:
Hell no. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
We're friends
Bucky:
*doesn't remember tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
Let's be friends
Sam:
HELL YEAH
Steve:
*jumps off stuff with Sam*

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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